I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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