i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
should my penis look like a turkey
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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