East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I want a musical about memes.
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