We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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