I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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