you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
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Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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