Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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