I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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