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• (949): View more from California

  who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool

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• (+44): View more from England

  Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I cut my penus on the lid.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.

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• (559): View more from California

  I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today

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