Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven