Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(240): View more from Maryland

Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.

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(281): View more from Texas

I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?

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(513): View more from Ohio

Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?

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Every day of my life.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.

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(785): View more from Kansas

First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.

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(334): View more from Alabama

she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.

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(858): View more from California

It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.

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I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven

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