If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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