i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My bed smells like the plague
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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