Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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