were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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