whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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