Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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