My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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