He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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