Sry I called you an 8
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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