your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I have already put on my inside pants.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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