It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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