i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
