Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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