kristin has been a bad kristin
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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