Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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