Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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