i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
What changed your mind?
Being sober
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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