he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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