he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
you never un-have a 4some
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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