i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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