its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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