I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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