Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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