No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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