I only kidnapped one of them. chill
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Everything about him screamed your future.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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