At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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