Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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