Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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