It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
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you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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