fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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