Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Is this like a preordered booty call?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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