4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
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I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
People in love make me want to vomit
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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