Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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