i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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