Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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