Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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