So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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