They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Drunk is not a location!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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