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Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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