do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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