at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It's shark week go big or go home
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
