You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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