Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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