Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Randomize
