Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
