She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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