i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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