Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Why did my mother make you get naked?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Randomize
