i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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